It's been called a lot of things by a lot of people: Momo, Brain,Dome, Knowledge, to name a few. I prefer to just call it head. For years it was called a blowjob, but that was decieving. There are guys out there (myself included) who have been the victim of their girl actually trying to blow into... for lack of any other word, the dick. It took every ounce of restraint I had not to punch the girl in the back of the head! (don't laugh, that shit hurt) Now I know some of my female readers might wonder what is so big about giving a man head. What's so big about it? Are you kidding me? That's like asking what's so big about missing your period! Oh, you see shit in a different light now right? I should hope so. And it's even more serious when the subject of reciprocation is involved! (thanks Pookie) If you want your man to hook you up, dammit, you better be prepared to smoke the pole, slob the knob, or whatever it is that your slob of a man calls it. (if your priest asks you to drink from his chalice, run like hell)

Now I know there may be a lot of you girls out there that have never done the deed before. I don't care what you have to do to get it in your (dare I say head) that it must be done. There are ways to practice this: I'm not going to mention them here because it occurs to me that I may be percieved as gay. I'm not gay. (a lot of guys cry at movies) Talk to your girlfriends that have done it (or your sister), they'll hook you up. Believe me, it doesn't take all that much to make a man happy. Hell, some of us would rather get head than get the butt. I'm not that guy. But those men are out there.

Sidebar to the fellas: If your girl does give you head, and it's alright, but it suddenly gets better... She's sucking the next nigga dick! "so don't let my girl suck your dick, even if she's sucking the next nigga dick! oh shit" - ONYX - the next nigga

(quiet, you're destroying my t.o.t!)

Head is important! When I run for president, it will be on the world peace ballot. This is how I propose to bring peace to the world. Everyday at 2:00, every man on the planet, no matter who or where he is, should get his dick sucked. Shit will stop everywhere! Fuck making laws, bombs, cars, pizza.... everything stops. Women will know the deal, and get on their knees and start sucking the first dick presented to them. If men know they're going to get head, who the fuck can think about war and shit? Crime will end. Rape? Not anymore! You don't have to take pussy, you're getting head in a few hours! (wassup?)

Now men, do your part. Balls stink! If you expect a woman to put your dick in her mouth, wash your stinkin' assed balls! Between sweating and hanging out mere inches from your asshole, these motherfuckers can have some serious odor problems! Don't think that washing them up in the sink right before you get some will help. It won't. And women, tell your man if his nuts stink. That's not being mean, that's love! If your man wants his dick in your mouth, he will wash and keep his shit clean. But cut him some slack. We don't always know when we'll be getting head. If you go down there and smell something a little randy, give us the chance to do something about it.

Now about that reciprocation thing: Pussy smells too! Especially hairy pussy. If you want head women, trim your shit. Not just the bikini area, all that shit! Most men like well manicured pussy. I personally like the naked camel toe. But that's because I love to eat pussy. I like to consider myself good at it. I'll eat the whole pussy and just leave the fuckin box. I eat pussy like it's my last meal! (holla) Don't go into like it's a bad thing. Open your mind and your legs will follow. When your leg starts shaking uncontrollably, that's a good thing. Go with it. When your world starts to feel like it's falling in on itself and every part of your body is singing it's own song, go with it. You are about to cum. And if you let it, you will cum hard! This man is a keeper! Do not let him go. Keep his number on speed dial nigga. All you have to do be willing to put his little penis in your mouth and suck it.

Oh, before I forget... Don't do it unless you intend to go through with it. After you've been sucking for a while, your man will want to cum. This is not the time to be discussing where the cum is going to go. Know before hand if you're going to spit or swallow. Just know this. Swallowing is preferred! Don't get caught in this situation: What do you mean take you out to eat? You already said you don't swallow! (ya dig) It may taste a little odd, but you'll get used to it.

That's enough. Think about it. Head is good. But sometimes, you have to give to recieve!

Profoundism: I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly! = Spongebob Squarepants