Uninspired girl has eloquently stated everything I had planned to say. If you want to know what that was, read her blog. Check her out at Adventures of a girl in lazy land.
1. I weigh 353lbs. 2. The engine AND transmission in my girl's honda weighs 380lbs. 3. The human orgasm at it's peak is 100 times more powerful than morphine. 4. Less than 82% of women have ever had an orgasm. 5. Jeremiah was a bullfrog.
Okay, the last was weak. But what could possibly follow #4?
For whatever reason, I was blogsurfing today. I saw some interesting things. There are a lot of talented people out here. But this is about one person in particular. This is about Terri.
I went to a lot of random sites. They all seemed to have something in common. Terri! This woman is everywhere! Not only has she read these people's blogs, she's commented on most of them. (that's how I knew she had been there. duh) And they weren't generic comments either. She really has something special and original for each and every person.
There's nothing wrong with this. I'm not saying that. It just strikes me as a little odd. Doesn't Terri have like 4 children? I have two that don't even live with me full time and I don't have that much free time. I'm going to start watching her. Terri, I'm watching you!
In my last post I said some nasty things about women. I did manage to exclude some people whom I thought didn't deserve such venom. To those women, that still applies. However, in my broad streaking condemnation of women, I left out quite a few women.
If you regularly read my works, and are female, you are discounted from the afforementioned condemnation. I thusly apologize.
I would also like to apologize to Adam for not having any Bitch-B-Gone when he needed it. I do have the regular strength, but the industrial is on Intergalactic back order. I've sent Wily-Kit and Wily-Kat out to get some. (double points?)
An apology goes to Night-Bug for putting her job in jeopardy. Next time I will try to defend my man-breasts less comedicly. (is that even a word?)
If I haven't posted to your blog in a while, I apologize. I do continue to read your works.
Lastly, I apologize for not knowing who Adam is talking about in his recent posts. Whoever you are, I suggest that you stop fucking with my man and his people. I don't have the restraint that he does. I will put your ass on blast! When I'm done, you'll run so fast your feet will be kicking your own ass so we don't have to. I hate Blog-Natzis!
Many Blogstream members are there
already! Quotes from members: "It's like blog lite!" -- "I like the instant
gratification!" -- "Stop spectating, get in the game!"
If you have not joined in, you are really missing out!
